Anybody else feel like a scopophobic attention whore sometimes?
I don't need to pull bitches, I am bitches. It's other people's job to pull ME
In this world it's pull or be pulled
for some reason now I’m just imagining your new girlfriend picking you up, bending you over her shoulder, and carrying you off to parts unknown.
I am giving the camera two thumbs up
Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”
solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars
I told my friend who’s a TBI researcher about this post and he was shocked silent and then started laughing harder than I’d ever seen him laugh before, and then he said, “we literally use something called Rotterdam Score to assess brain injuries.”
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
One struggle 🫡
if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
hey! hi! I don't know how well tumblr takes to game announcements (especially ones for ~3 decade old PCs), but…
ALTa couple nights ago I released WordHopper, a little arcade-like word game for pentium-era PCs running DOS (or Windows 9x, though ymmv).
it's $2 (minimum $1), and can be purchased here! there's also a demo you can try out in DOSBox, on real hardware, or online (NOTE: click the dosbox window as soon as possible to avoid a loud, short sound- I don't know how to fix that, sorry!)
ALTthank you!
Sharecropping.
FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.
This is true I think, everyone just has very normal and even-minded thoughts and opinions about transfeminine sexuality
necrowtic